Anonymous asked: I wish u wanted my dick in and around your mouth :( I look nothing like Ryan Gosling #NoHope

If you look like neither Gosling nor Matt Lanter then it’s going nowhere near. Sorry.

Anonymous asked: People say I'm a Ryan gosling lookalike. Interested?

Yes.

Anonymous asked: Topless tuesday? (i know it's th)rsday, but I need a few days to prepare myself.

Sorry, these babies are exclusive.

I want him to fuck me.
I want his dick in or around my mouth. 

Watch Blue Valentine and you’ll know why. Crikey Moses.

Anonymous asked: I love you. My whole life revolves around you. Jk, as if anything could revolve around you.

Hahaha I love you. Forever on top with the fat jokes.

Anonymous asked: You are so goddamn sexy!

I know, right?

Anonymous asked: Want to have some sex with me?? Xxx

Not right now, thanks. The idea of “some” sex suggests you might be a disappointment.

Anonymous asked: Is it true you once waxed your vag with hot candle wax?

Hahah! Not hot candle wax, I’m afraid.

to Swansea tonight but everyone is boring. I want to celebrate the end of exams! (Any excuse.) I guess the first season of The Big Bang Theory which came today on DVD will have to do.

Have to go to this wake first though up at the Half Way and meet loads of people who’ll claim they knew me when I was “this high”.

“You’re a product of environment and middle class wealth”

propertyofzack:

Into It. Over It. will be doing a headlining tour in the UK during May and June. More dates will be announced soon, but check out the confirmed routing below by clicking “Read More.”

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